You give me terrible sores
And you make it hard to eat
I would much rather
Have a cast on my feet!
Sure, you’re sparkly and blue
But I really hate you!
“What’s that blue thing in your mouth?”
Is what people always say
And I just hope with all of my heart
That I’ll be retainer-free someday!
Sorry for a weird/random post. My retainer is making a terrible sore on my upper lip and it rEaLlY hUrTs. I’ll post a photostory on Saturday!
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!
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YOU ARE THE BEST FOR COMMENTING!
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Thank you! I read it to my mom and she cracked up.
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So funny!
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Glad you feel that way about the post! Thanks for commenting!
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Yes, about the post, certainly not about your situation!💚😞
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Feel better!
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Thanks!
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My pleasure!
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Awww, I hope you feel better soon! I remember when I had a retainer… 😖
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Thank you!
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Ugh, I hate retainers! I used to have one, but next in February I have to get braces!
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Sorry I’m getting back to ou so late! For some reason this went to spam…not sure why.
Good luck with braces!
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Thanks!
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Also, I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award, if you would like to participate!
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OMG, thank you so much for the nomination! I’ll gladly participate!
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Yay!
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Sorry sweetheart! But your poem is pretty funny =) -mom
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Thanks mom!
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I know how you feel – I had braces and retainers twice!
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Wow, that must have been grueling!
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This is the funnies thing ever! My retainer broke…#sorrynotsorry.
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Thanks! Ha ha, lucky!
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You’re welcome! Oops, I mean “funniest.” XD
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